If You're Reading This, You're Probably Cool

Apr 21

theoldcapn:

so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up

and it is:

‘Why?’

and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!

so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’

ding password reset 

Apr 21

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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Apr 21

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

Apr 21

fauxboy:

iamforstudy:

thedonkeybiscuits:

remixedwriter:

professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

jesus fuck

Reblogging for iamforstudy

Omgomgomg

If there is ever a time I don’t reblog this assume I’ve died

Apr 21

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

Apr 21

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

Apr 21

santa-called-me-a-ho:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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When you become a stripper

Apr 21

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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Apr 21

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

Apr 21

synestral:

when something happens in a fandom you dont care about

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Apr 21

lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

Apr 21

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

Apr 21

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

Apr 21

realenoshima:

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COCK-A-DOODLE—

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do you think im sexy

Apr 21